Showing posts with label bedroom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bedroom. Show all posts

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Bedroom Drama

So last post I got the eclectic mess thrown out.  Now it more or less looks like this:


I have a big secret I may reveal later.  For now, bear with me.

So thanks to Target and Ikea, I found some stuff to make my bedroom look like a "grown ass man", (thanks for the phrase Mimi), lives here.

I was frustrated looking for literally 'red' furniture.  I kept finding physically brown furniture from 'red' trees.  I wanted to spit.

Patience paid off.  I found lots of naked furniture.  Again, I don't paint.  Period.

I don't even spray paint. I want my crap already done the way I want it.  That's why God created Ikea.

He knew lazy asses like me would want bright fire engine red furniture right off the showroom floor.  Ikea had these bedside tables in their magazine and I fell in love.


I found the comforter set on Target's website . . . I think.  All I know is that over the years I've discovered something about myself:  I love beds with a bunch of pillows.

It looks complete and filling and cozy when a bed has a bunch of coordinating pillows.  I read the only drawback is having to take the pillows on and off everyday to make the bed.

Silly book.  I make my bed once a week!


I call this my 'herd of pillows.'

I read that it's ok to have different patterns mixed together as long as they were the same color or color derivatives. I love that look.  So I made it my own.

Holla!

And some jerk once told me rugs on carpeted floors were nonsense.

Whatever!

One thing I've learned is to listen my inner 'like'.  It's like a Facebook 'like' only you're too scared to like it on Facebook because it's controversial or something.

I was later assured area rugs on carpet are very much OK.  Area rugs add to the cozy quotient.  And I learned area rugs are supposed to define an . . . wait for it . . .AREA!

More next post.

Meanwhile, here's my big secret:



That's right.  I haven't won the battle.  I still have some unfinished clutter business to attend to.

The saga continues!

A Grown-Up Bedroom

I'm the "Friends" generation.  I loved Monica Gellar's eclectic pad.  That was my look for the longest time.  

Eclectic is just a fancy word for, "I can't commit to a style I like so I'm just putting in a hodge podge of crap I like whether it totally matches or not."

I look back at reruns of "Friends"  now and think, for Monica's character to be so anal about things being clean, that is one junky cluttered looking space.  

My bedroom was no exception.  I did always keep the rule to NEVER have a tv in the bedroom.  Something about the zen or balance or whatever.  

I just think it's tacky.  I don't want to ever end up 'living' in my bedroom.

Otherwise it was a pretty random mess.  Hand-me-down rickety end tables with chipping paint and overstuffed drawers in 1970's boring brown.  Hand-me-down dresser I was gratefully able to hide in the closet.  Hand-me-down bed and mattress that I am too embarrassed to admit the age.

At one point I was going for gold and angels.  Shut up.  It looked so much better in my head.  

It never quite panned out the way I wanted.  The comforter was like some gold thing I found at TJ Maxx.  The sheets didn't match the flat sheet.  The flat sheet didn't match the pillow cases.  The pillow cases didn't match each other.

I had angel paintings, wall decor, knick knacks up here and there.  But no one got it because they were too diminutive compared to the size of the room.  

It was a mess that even Monica Gellar would have frowned at.  

I had an idea to continue the red/black/white theme.  Voila!  (details later):